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Nanci Pelosi: Anti-American Pinhead

Speaker of the House, her most jackassedness, Nancy Pelosi, spoke in front of a crowd of immigrants, legal and ILLEGAL, a few evenings ago. She called ILLEGAL immigrants PATRIOTIC!!! Yeah, you read correctly... Nancy Pelosi called illegal immigrants patriotic. This dipshit is the Speaker of the House of Representatives of the United States of America.

A Letter About "Fairness" To The Whitehouse

Dear Mr. President,

I am an ardent listener of talk radio. I am a staunch believer in our Constitution, especially in the rights that are laid out in the Bill of Rights.

I am writing, today, about my concern surrounding talk of your possible plans to reenact the "Fairness Doctrine." Whether it is by simply pushing legislation to bring it back into law or by selecting a "favorable" person to head up the FCC, it is improper. It is my firm belief that, as the President of the United States, sworn to uphold the Constitution of these very United States, you cannot propose ANY legislation that would put any restriction or regulation on what's "fair" and what's "balanced" about radio or broadcasting in any format. The very basis of the premise goes completely against the First Amendment of the Constitution. School children know that much (at least the ones in schools that aren't failing due to inept governmental mismanagement of our public education system).

President Ronald Reagan's First Inaugural Address - Just for Funzies

Boy, if this paragraph from President Reagan's address isn't as pertinent today as it was back then...

"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. From time to time we've been tempted to believe that society has become too complex to be managed by self-rule, that government by an elite group is superior to government for, by, and of the people. Well, if no one among us is capable of governing himself, then who among us has the capacity to govern someone else? All of us together, in and out of government, must bear the burden. The solutions we seek must be equitable, with no one group singled out to pay a higher price."

Senator Debbie Stabenow: Liberal Talk Radio Sucks and That's Not Fair

This is a letter from a former Michigan resident to Senator Debbie Stabenow for his asinine position on fairness on talk radio. That pinhead is trying to even the playing because she (and many other liberal nutjobs) think that it's unfair that liberal talk radio is vapid and devoid of anything resembling logic or non-emotional verbal regurgitation.

Two Top-Bands-of-All-Time Lists (and Tool Isn't in the Top 50 of Either)

Have you met someone who thinks their band is the greatest band that ever existed in the history of the universe? Yeah, that nut-job. If you've been alive for a little while at all, you know that when someone says something is the end-all, be-all of anything, they're a whack-job. In my experience, these people also tend to claim that they are "open-minded" or "enlightened." Someone who is enlightened knows that nothing is ever "the best ever." What is the best is subjective.

Just in case there is a question about the definition of, "subjective:"

sub·jec·tive adj.

The Plan (Or, Why Sleep Deprivation Is Bad)

This is an example of what sleep deprivation can do to a person:

Chatter A: i am looking forward to the civil revolution.

Chatter B: I muddle up my life plenty well enough on my own. I don't need my country to drag me down even more, thank you very much. We'll be too old to fight.

Chatter A: i could still take out a lefty from 50 yards with the right caliber and scope...

UAW: Thank You for Completely Annihilating My Home State of Michigan

Democrats in Congress are trying to prop up the auto industry, now. Oooooo! Shocking! Welfare for everyone! What?! You crashed your car into a tree driving with a 0.52 blood alcohol? Awe, that's a shame! Here! Have a new car. It's not your fault that the big nasty distillery plant in Bourbon County, Kentucky is making fine Bourbon and that the horrible big chain sports bar is making it so available to you.

Let companies fail. If the company is unionized, let it fail twice, if only that were possible.

Puffington Post

I was searching on Google for something about the Minnesota gubernatorial race and an entry from the worthless waste-of-bandwidth, "The Huffington Post" popped up. The ultimate, left-wing electronic rag, the Huffington POSt (note the intentional capitalization) is a collection of opinions on current events that bashes anything that is even a micron right of center, when it comes to politics. The useless blog (much like this one: a time-wasting, badnwidth-eating, productivity vaccum) is often referred to in political radio shows, both left and right.

Bill Maher - Ridiculous (Religion-Fearing Left-Wing Nutjob)

What does Bill Maher hope to accomplish by bashing anyone who is or claims to have a faith of one type or another? What purpose could there possibly be for attempting to mock or devalue another person's religion or faith? It stems from hate, fear, or ignorance. The fact that we're talking about Bill Maher, the liberal, sanctimonious, ignorant so-called humorist speaks volumes about the possible reasons for such a waste of theater space. He's a smug, inconsiderate moron.

Yummy Obama Pill with Slick Anti-Choke Coating

Mmmm... I hear that the Obama pill tastes yummy going down and has a slick coating to prevent choking.

When Obama responds to a question with an answer that is anything other than a prodigious collection of "uhs" interspersed with vapid counterfeit eloquence, I will be interested in hearing what his ideas are.

But, let's assume that we're talking about the plans that Obama reads aloud for his audiences from the almighty and knowledgeable teleprompters...

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