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The logo image thing in the upper-right was chiseled out of an archived anatomy book from the National Institute of Health or something like that. I like how the guy's brain appears to be directly under the skin. I know mine is.

The brain is neat and fun. I've never touched a real one, but I own two that are made of Nerf™. One is a little thing I used to give out at trade shows. I think it's actually supposed to be a "stress ball." The other is a real live orange Nerf™ brain that I think my sister bought for me. I'm certain I received it as a gift along with a card that probably read:

"Happy Buttday, Birthhead! Everyone knows you need a brain. I finally found one at Target™ that seems perfectly suited for you."

Self deprecation is also neat and fun. I recommend you use it once in a while. Don't go overboard, though. That guy or girl with whom you're trying to get a date will begin to believe the comedy is your real life. That's not neat and fun for you. It is plenty neat and fun for others, though.

The brain is my favorite part of me that makes me type things and say things and open the fridge and drive and comprehend television programming. Although I've never looked inside my head, I am certain I have one inside there. My head feels heavy enough that there should be one up inside there. I'm pretty sure it isn't Nerf™. I should go back and watch Jerry McGuire to find out how much my head should weigh. That kid was so smart. He probably still is pretty smart, given the right script.