Blog Stupid

The characters in this story: Miss California, a contestant in the Miss American pageant. Perez Hilton, ... ... I don't know who he is or where he came from. Apparently he's an angry guy who happens to be homosexual and wants to be famous.

Miss California was asked BY PARIS... I mean, "PEREZ" about her opinion (note that it is her opinion) on whether or not other states should follow suit with Vermont's ruling to allow same-sex marriage. She said that she believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman. Her opinion, her belief. Paris... I mean, "Perez" (whatever) Hilton responded later by calling Miss California a, "dumb b*tch." Way to represent, Paris... I mean, "Perez." That's classy. That's, like, totally something a high school girl would say. Like, I'm so sure. ... [thinking]... [thinking]... Maybe Paris... I mean, "Perez" is a high school girl. The green jacket he/she was wearing on the show threw me. Tough call.

Who the hell are you, Paris... I mean, "Perez?!" From under which rock of ill repute, ignorance, or hypocracy did you crawl? First off, IF YOU DON'T WANT HEAR SOMEONE'S ANSWER, DON'T WHY ASK THE QUESTION?! Second: The First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution says that Miss California may have any opinion she damn well chooses to and that she may voice her opinion openly and freely. As much as you have the right to prance around in a pink tu-tu and proclaim that you prefer boys over girls, Miss California has the right to say that she believes that what you prefer is immoral. Her opinion is based on her belief system, whether or not it agrees with yours (or the lack thereof). Suck it up. If you dish it out, take it.

This average citizen believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman. This average citizen ALSO believes that you, as a consenting adult, may do whatever you want in your bedroom. This average citizen would also prefer that you don't announce such proclivities to the world. I don't run around shouting in parades that I'm heterosexual. Mostly, it's because it is indecent to do so in public. Partly because I know that nobody GIVES A SHIT!

The late, great Ronald Reagan once said, in answer to a question about his thoughts on homosexuality, something to the effect of, "I don't care what two consenting adults do in their bedroom, as long as they don't it out in the open. They might scare the horses." (Paraphrasing, but you get the idea.)

Who gives a flying rat's south forty what you like in the bedroom!? Seriously. Shut it, Paris... I mean, "Perez!" Shut your giant, lisping yapper about what you like in men, women, in the bedroom, etc.! Nobody cares!!! You're a person. You're a U.S. citizen. You have rights just like the rest of us to speak your mind. BUT, you should also have a moral obligation to keep the peace and maintain decency in public. There are laws to keep the public square safe and peaceful because sometimes there are children walking in public and your idiotic ramblings about what you like in your bed are wholly inappropriate speech around children. So, I say again, SHUT IT [unless you're in the company of consenting adults only]!

If you can call Miss California a, "dumb "b*tch" (one of the lighter terms he regurgitated) for her opinion, you better not get your pink manties in a bundle when she roars back and calls you a "stupid b*tch," as well! However, Miss California has the dignity to express her opinions and to NOT demean those who do not agree with her. She has shown an infinitely greater deal of class and intellect than Perez Hilton could ever dream of conjuring up over the span of his sad, sad lifetime.

Jackass. Clearly stupid.

[Addendum]

OK, after seeing this completely insane, inconsiderate, self-absorbed fat man plastered all over the news and the web because of the comments mentioned above, I've come to realize what he/she is. Paris... I mean, "Perez" is a dimwitted, pop-culture-obsessed, low-life, whack-job blogger who's sole purpose has become to, in his own words, "...drag some people screaming out of the closet..." (in reference to anyone in Hollywood he/she deems as potentially gay). That, on top of the intellectually-diminishing, anti-anything-not-gay vitriol that consistently spews from his clearly actively stuffed pie hole, makes for a completely useless and sad device for wasting oxygen and other life-sustaining substances the rest of us really nead.

In regard to dragging people out of the closet, even if it is against their will... SHAME on you, Mr. Mario Lavandeira (Paris', I mean, "Perez's" real name)! How sad for you. What kind of life did you have previously that has pushed you into the deep, stinky, nasty hole you're in now? How pathetic you are. I suggest you Google terms like, "psychologist," and "anger therapy."

Let me sum up Perez Hilton for you: Complete asshole.