Blog Stupid

Nancy Pelosi's book has sold a lousy 2,000-ish copies. Why? She's a MORON. Her book cannot possibly be more interesting than studying the migration habits of river rocks in the lower Salt River basin of Arizona.

I'm going to keep saying, "Speaker Pelosi" until I can do it without laughing my ass off.

This is karma in action. Speaker Pelosi (Bwah-ha!!!) (Dammit.) would rather run around and promote her piece-of-shit book than to stay in Washington trying to solve key issues involving the well being of our great country.

Eh, who am I kidding? It's not karma. Nobody gives a rat's ass about her or her dumb-dumb-doh-doh-head book. [author spits tongue out while making moose antlers with hands]

I should probably lay off a little... At least Speaker Pelosi (Ha!) (Geeze.) was conserving energy my shutting off the lights, cameras and microphones. ¡Idiota!