Blog Stupid

1. BlogStupid is another waste of bandwidth and time, like 99% of the "blogosphere."

2. BlogStupid will strive to contribute to the degradation of literacy and the English language.

3. BlogStupid will pretend to be a credible news source where information is based solely on opinion and not fact. Although, fact will be the basis for opinion. Or, something like that.

4. BlogStupid will strive to flood your head with mindless scribblings, rants, and flowery poetry that makes you imagine scenes of butterflies and wolverines together in the same peaceful panorama of the mind.

5. BlogStupid will contain articles relating to topics as diverse as North and South on the compass. However, the articles may not necessarily contain opinions about direction.

6. BlogStupid will endeavor (we've used "strive" twice already) (visit thesaurus.com, BTW) to barf onto your monitor whatever the author feels is worth putting out on the web for all to see.

7. BlogStupid will attempt to use IntarWebs acronyms and emoticons whenever possible. I dunno. Maybe not, though. ;)

8. BlogStupid will work diligently to join other dimwit, self-proclaimed on-line "journalists" to clog the Internet "pipes" with meaningless on-line diary entries which give clear insight into the author's lack of knowledge about a great many subjects.

9. BlogStupid and the opinions given herein are guaranteed to be as good as solid journalistic research and 37.4% of articles will be sure to contain statistics that are nearly always made up on-the-spot.

10. BlogStupid contains the following: Transfats, petroleum-based products, nuclear waste and fall-out, dead pixels, fallen comrades, dictators, Nerf™-like material, chlorofluorocarbons and other supposed ozone-depleting compounds, MSG, 0% antioxidants by volume, 40% alcohol by volume, and 12 gypsies.

11. BlogStupid is void where prohibited, naughty by nature, off its rocker, clean as a whistle, raining cats and dogs, older than dirt, low voltage, USDA Grade B, and standoffish.

So there. Shut it.