Best Headline of 2009 (as of July 1)

'Stoned wallabies make crop circles' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8118257.stm)

"We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high." --Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania

Read the article. It's awesome. Silly wallabies.